Reggie Mackenzie

Hmph, so Dave and I were taking a break from all our mission, due to all that pitiful Darkness epidemic. I don't believe in that wishing blasphemy anyway! Heh, we're back in action, so watch out...

And of course...we still have a bone to pick with you, Yuuki Juudai.

Dave, what did you do now. e_e

I REFUSE to write out responses in your goddamn gibberish moon language and asking me to do so is an INSULT to my pride.

Also, you people are pansies. One gunshot and you're all crawling under your desks, sheesh. Back in AMERICA, kids have to pass through metal detectors and get patted down for illegal firearms when they come to school! (Those are only for the illegal ones, legal ones are fine.)

Also, who the hell spit at me the other day?

...o-oh my.

W-wow.

...well.

I need to pass out more often.

It's been a long month.

No matter how many times Dave makes faces at Juudai, we get no closer to getting that boy's stupid spirit. And now the boy's found us out and keeps blabbing about how he's going to OMG STOP US WITH HIS DUELING SKILLS and generally blowing our cover.

Ngh.

I want to go get that stupid Kuriboh just to shut him up. Him, and the boss, and Dave who doesn't care about anything ELSE.

Stupid men.

I lost the duel against the twerp. Cheating little yellow bastard.

Something rather strange has happened to the island as well... Still doing a survey to catalog all of the changes, but.... ... I think I like it.

Whatever it was, it wasn't us.

Attempted to capture our what ALL INDICATIONS HAD SUGGESTED SHOULD BE our primary target last night. Was able to inflict serious damage to it, but apparently it has powerful recuperative abilities. No matter... it isn't what the boss wanted anyway, apparently. Something... something that weird brunette kid has. Oh, well, makes our job easier I suppose, he won't be a challenge.

Dave and I were both injured in the skirmish, though somehow I seemed to escape serious injury. That, or Dave did.... something. I remember being stabbed, but...

He mostly seems to have sustained some fractured bones and bruising. I've put him to bedrest so he can't hurt himself further and I've been feeding him and giving him spongebaths.

I'm really glad he's okay. For a minute there...

I'm tiny again. At this rate, I should just have two wardrobes. We suspect the Nazi was involved somehow, but why? Apparently all I did while under his control was attack that perverted black-haired kid, who seems to be working for the Nazi now. The bastard also made all of my guns vanish, somehow. e____e

At least Dave's enjoying this. He won't stop cuddling me. I'm not complaining.

Dave's got a big ... gun.

I don't believe it. ;;

The, um... the recon mission was successful, I believe, we.. managed to plant a few bugs -- some were destroyed, but a few are still operating so he hasn't found all of them, and ...

oh, hell, I can't concentrate. ;;

DAVE PROPOSED TO ME ;~;

homgIhadnoideaandandandjfiosjgiojaaawe stole a wedding dress from Yuber that he wants me to wear :D;;;;;;

Due to.. stupid regulations, we have to wait till we're rulers of the world .. out of the military, but... e.e;;;

:3 :3 :3

( Results from undercover mission: Super filter-encrypted from Yuber )

David rescued me from the Nazi before he could brainwash me too much... I think... think I'm back to normal... if anything comes up I'll have them deprogram me, that's all.

I was so glad to see him ;; Heh, I didn't know I meant that much to him... I don't want to let you down anymore, Dave. I'm going to train harder than ever. I won't drink, I won't eat the local food, I won't do anything stupid without telling you about it first.

I left you a batch of blueberry pancakes for when you wake up, Dave. |>

...
[Recorded audio and readings of Reggie's vital signs]

*garbled staticy sounds*

*what sounds like a German voice admitting that YES, HE IS A DUERR SPIRIT, a SUPER POWERFUL RARE ONE OF A KIND DUERR SPIRIT, and him taking her to the Vault below the island*

*garblegarble*

*gunshots, shouting, vital signs start to indicate she's under duress*

*static hiss*

*emo angry Reggie ranting*

*vital signs show that when she's ranting about disliking David, she is LYING HER ASS OFF. c.c*

*white noise*

*unintelligible muttering*

*what sounds like Reggie either crying in her sleep or having a hot and heavy erotic dream or both. It's hard to tell.* |

Ghhh.

Yesterday was a miserable failure. I spent all day researching this school and looking for leads. We finally run into something and it destroys our tank gets away. Apparently there's some new cadre or cult forming in direct connection with this leatherclad German. Readings were off the charts. Wasn't able to capture anyone or even get any useful intel.

[Screened from David]

No matter what I do, I don't think David's going to trust me for a long time. Nngh.

Though, I have no idea what that 'first lady' comment was supposed to mean.

What the hell is a resu-bi-anu and why do I keep hearing about them wanting to spread their rovu?

Is this some manner of Japanese faggotry?

Words cannot adequately capture how deep my hatred for this country runs.

THE GODDAMN FOOD TURNED ME INTO A GODDAMN GIRLY GIRL. HOW, JAPAN. HOW. DO YOU WANT ME TO DESTROY YOU?! HAS THE SUICIDE RATE OF YOUR POPULACE BECOME SO HIGH THAT YOU, AS A COUNTRY, WANT TO DIE TOO?! BECAUSE I'M WILLING TO HELP YOU IN THAT CAUSE.

David made me go down and talk to one of the locals. Some nerdy skinny kid in a black coat and buzzsaw hair. His readings were off the charts, but it must have been a fluke. No way a dork like that could have that kind of supernatural energy. e.e

I feel pretty~

Iiiii feel pretty~

I feel pretty~ And witty~ And gaaaaaaaaaaaay~

And I pity~

Any girl who isn't me

Today~~~~

Hello there Davie-kun~ :333

I love my Venus. That bimbo didn't have a chance. :D She did have a nice rack, though. I didn't think they got that big on this side of the Pacific.

Dave, try not to do your spooky eye thing around the natives, I think it scares them.